I went to Target today on my lunch...to spend some money that I don't have. I learned a few things:
1) Everyone in Utah that has a crying baby was at Target today.
2) I can't go to Target without getting a Starbucks
3) Target has "fat mirrors" which means they make you look at least 500 pounds more than you really are. It's a wonder they stay in business.
4) There was a very creepy lookin security dude there hocking up lougies and staring creepily at me
5) I wish I had a fart saved up when I walked by that creepy security man. That would've taught him
6) Women (stay at home moms) take all 50 of their kids to Target at the same time, shove them all into the same cart along with diapers, tampons, a scenic picture, towels, and V8 splash, and a Lego set
7) Women cannot park. Myself included
8) Mentally I got into a serious physical fight (and won) with a stupid bitch that was walking out and gave me the look of death. I can only imagine it was because of my tattoos and I blew a kiss at her
9) Target fruit snacks are delicious
10) All of the clothes and accessories for Summer right now are absolutely adorable and you MUST go purchase them NOW!!!!
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