My animals are cuter than your animals

I am bragging about my pets. Why? Because they are awesome. My pups Crockett and Molly are the best ever. And my kitties Jasmine and Spartacus are adorable. Here is why I love them:

Crockett
1) If he hears me crying he runs into the room I am in. Literally sits on my chest and licks the tears off of my face. He does not leave my side.
2) Ryan bought him for me 1 week after my sweet Gabe passed away. Crockett has been there for me through all my pain and taken care of me.
3) He loves kids. Even if they jump on his back or pull his hair.
4) He plays tag
5) He isn't a morning person either
6) He loves to snuggle
7) He loves little animals. If we go to the dog park, he will automatically find the tiniest dog there and become its best friend for the day
8) I know that if Gabe was here that Crockett would love him and Gabe would love Crockett

Molly
1) She smiles at you
2) She is very protective and makes me feel safe
3) She loves ice cubes
4) She is incredibly smart
5) She is a trouble maker
6) She sleeps on my pillow with me every single night
7) She tries getting in the bath with me every single time
8) When she is excited she bounces up and down continuously like Tigger. It's like she has hydraulics.

Jasmine
1) She is the clumsiest cat I have ever met
2) She is the most loving cat I have ever met
3) She sleeps in between Ryans legs every night
4) She is Gabe's kitty.
5) She sat on Gabe's lap in his highchair every single day
6) Unless he was in his bed...then she was lying in his arms on his bed
7) She has the loudest, craziest, annoying meow ever
8) She singed her eyebrow whiskers by looking at a candle too close..they never grew back

Spartacus
1) He plays fetch
2) Even though he is a baby..he is not scared of my dogs. He snuggles with them
3) He tries to eat their ginormous food
4) He was Gabriels present to Ryan for Christmas last year
5) He is a red head like my Gabe
6) He sleeps with us at night too
7) He thinks a hamper is the funnest place ever
8) He is mischievous, but a cuddler too

Its a tid bit nipply

I almost took off my nipple on Sunday. I am not joking. Laptops are evil creatures and you have to watch them ever so closely. Especially when you are closing your laptop. My innocent little nips were just chillin as I had my laptop sitting kind of on my knees while sitting on the couch. I was finished with make up tutorial watching soooo I closed my effing laptop. ON. MY. NIPPLE. Holy Mother of ever loving butt humping nipple tearing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have ginormous boobs...beware of the laptop. BEWARE.

Kitchen wants

I really really really really really want this way awesome pot rack for my kitchen and some fancy pots to go on it. Also I really really really really want a brick back splash. Ryan thinks it would look cool, but is hesitant because he isn't sure how it would stay clean if grease or whatever got on it. I love this kitchen as a whole. Even all the white. It just looks so classic and clean

Been gone

I haven't posted in awhile because I was in Reno for my Jessie's wedding to her Jared. So now her name is Jessica Walker. I feel like it's a reasonable request from me that they name my future grandchild (which will be wayyyy down the road) to be Luke Sky Walker. I think it would be a waste of a good name dammit.

I learned a few things on my trip:

 1) Circus Circus in Reno is definitely an upgrade from the Circus Circus in Las Vegas.

2) Put a "do not disturb" sign on the doorknob outside your door or there just might be a little old Mexican lady that walks right into your room in the morning while you are enjoying your slumber.

3) Nyquil cold medicine and Ambien knock you the fuck out.

4) Reno is ugly as Hell.

5) Officer Dangle does not actually work as an officer of the law in Reno. He is an actor.

6) Being the sickest I have been in like 5 years and being out of town blows millions of snot rockets. literally.

7) Don't say swears in an LDS church

8) Older people fart as much as younger people..maybe more.

9) I am insanely in love with my husband and so so glad I married him.

10) Ryan is my soul mate forever and ever.

Friday favorites 8

1)Brown Sugar and Fig lotion from Bath & Body Works

2)Moroccan oil

 

3) Bath and Body Works is having their semi annual sale! 75% off! Also, use the promo code GIFT20 and you get an additional 20% off your order. 

4) Hodgson Mill Oat Bran hot cereal. You can get it at Harmons for around $3. It's just oat bran. No sugar, cholesterol, or sodium. It's low fat, high in fiber, and iron. It fills you up and it tastes really good. I either mix in some Truvia (a natural sweetener) or Smuckers sugar free jam. 

 

SPARTACUS!!!

A few months ago we had to let go our sweet 11 year old cat named Belle. She had cancer all over her little body and was in real bad condition. We decided it was best for her to take her to the vet and have them put her to sleep. It was a really hard day for us...especially for Ryan. We buried her in our backyard and have a little headstone for her. I like to think she is up in Heaven with Gabe snuggling. After she was gone our 3 year old cat Jasmine just roamed around the house all day meowing. She was so sad and lonely. She really missed Belle.

Here is a picture of Jasmine and Belle belle.

I decided not only did Jasmine need a new friend, but Ryan did too. He had Belle for 11 years and he really missed her. On Christmas Eve I went with my brother Kason and his awesome girlfriend Ali to get a new addition to the family. My sweet Gabe is a red head, so I thought it would be fun to get a red head kitten! He was for Ryan from Gabe. I absolutely wanted to rescue a shelter kitty. We went to the Humane Society and they didn't have any of their kittens there. A lot were at pet stores for the day. So we found a Petco that had a shelter kitten. The last one left! He was an adorable orange kitten and I was in love at first sight. His name is Spartacus and we love him.

Salsa chicken

This is by far the easiest recipe in all of the land. Crockpot, 4-6 boneless skinless chicken breasts, jar of salsa (I use 16 oz jar). Put it all in crockpot and cook low 4-6 hours or high 8-10. Easy peasy...I am awesome.