Annoyances

1. Unless you want me to ram my cart into yours as hard as I possibly can...do not under any circumstances go in the "Speedy checkout" 20 items or less lane if you have like 2340634064 things in your cart.

2. Put an effing coat on your freaking kids!!!!!! It's February! In Utah! Holy shit. Mother of the year award absolutely does not go to you. Quit eating Pringles and Twinkies...and pay attention to the fact that your kids arms are purple from being so cold.

3. Strawberries go bad too fast