10 things about me

1. I pick my nose. A lot. I don't give a shit who sees me.
2. If I could eat whatever I wanted as much as I wanted and it was wayyy sexy to be 800 pounds...I would
3. I really really like the smell of gasoline
4. When I was little I wanted to grow up to be Sleeping Beauty
5. I have 2 birthmarks. If the beauty mark above my lip counts as a birthmark...then I have 3
6. Little kids usually annoy the crap out of me
7. Working out makes me fart
8. If I could make out with Megan Fox I would
9. I could easily get a boob job again and go even BIGGER
10. My husband is the love of my life