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Monday, May 6, 2013

We share

The other night I am getting ready for bed. Isaiah is on a great sleeping schedule now. Sleeping 7-8 hours a night. So I am pretty much over my sleep deprivation. This time I am blaming Ryan and his sleep deprivation. Or maybe he is color blind. Either way...this is what went down.

As I was saying...I was getting ready for bed. Went into the bathroom to brush my pearly whites. And my toothbrush was wet. Why was it wet? I hadn't used it. Right? I thought about it to make sure I wasn't crazy. I decided I am not crazy. Here is my convo with Ryan.

Me: Babe did you use my toothbrush?
Ryan: No, I used mine.
Me: My toothbrush is wet.
Ryan: I dunno babe. I used my toothbrush.
So I grabbed my toothbrush and took it over to him.
Me: Did you use this one?
Ryan: Yes. That is mine.
Me: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!! This is mine! I told you 2 weeks ago that I got you a new one.
Ryan: Oops...
Me: So we have been using the same toothbrush for how long???????????

Then we laughed like a couple of idiots and I shrugged my shoulders and then I burned my toothbrush. No no no I am just kidding. I love Ryan and all his germs. But seriously. He is using HIS toothbrush now.


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