In love with Down East

I didn't have anything really to do on my lunch today. Soooo, I went up the street to Down East. Holy freak..I want everything there. Furniture, clothes, home decor. I want to open up a credit card with them...charge it to the MAX...then claim someone stole it and racked up all those bills...and then just get it all for free... Is that illegal?
Yes, yes it is. And that is why I am just joking. Or am I???

1) How cool is this coffee table. It is kind of old world looking...I want it. 

2) And I also want this cool Native American looking coffee table/ottoman thing. I'd love it forever. It has nail head trim around it (which I am obsessed with)

3) Then there is this beauty. I love the greenish aged color to it and the cool kind of rusty caster wheels.

4) And then there is this kitchen table. I am in love with this and the so so cute chairs that are with it. The decorations on the table are pretty cute too.

Poo flinger?

I have weird ass dreams. Usually I only remember them about 5 minutes after I wake up...then they disappear to nothingness....spooky.

Okay so last night I had a dream that I was the great creator of a new game. I can't remember the name of this game, but since I was the creator..I bet it was something way cool. It's pretty simple, really. There are two teams made up of a bunch of people. You are in an arena. The floor has cow and horse poop piles all over it. You run around and fling poop at your opponents. If it hits them..then they are out. The winning team is the one who is left standing without any poop being flung on them.

I am not joking. This was a real dream. Maybe rednecks would play? Or me if I was drunk...

Monday likes and dislikes 20

Likes

1. I have the most ridiculously cool toilet EVER. Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

2. My weekend with my husband was awesome. We laid in bed practically all weekend and watched Harry Potter. During this fun weekend, I learned some things. 

A) I want a dog like Fang

B) I want a hall pass to do Sirius Black

C) I want to live in a cabin/hut like Hagrid

D) I want chocolate frogs to eat whenever I want

3. Spartacus is adorable and I want to snuggle him forever and ever. 

Dislikes

1. Any and all of the Malfoy's. They all look like someone peed on their heads. If I were a wizard (which I am) I would use the killing curse on the lot of them. 

2. Cheesecake and I have a love/hate relationship. It tastes so so good when it hits my lips...then it appears as a big blob of fat on my arse. 

3. I dislike the fact that I cannot resist girl scout cookies. I CAN"T! There is no part of me that can withstand the deliciousness of them. I could never say "No thank you little girl. I'd rather have an apple."

Tag! You're it!

This is circling around blog world...I thought I'd be part of the gang and join in the fun!


1. If you had a time machine, where or rather when would you go?

I would go back to the year me and Ryan got married. I would never let anything happen to Gabriel. We would be a happy family and never be apart. That way...today after work Gabriel would be at home with Ryan waiting for me with a big drooly smile on his face. 

2. Diamonds or Pearls?

Neither. I am not a girly girl when it comes to jewelry 

3. What's your favorite movie?

That is really hard to pick. I would have to say Princess Bride. "Anybody want a peanut?"

4. When you were a kid, what was your favorite television show?

Full House. I was so pissed when it ended that I wrote a letter to the show and asked my Mom to mail it to them. I am sure she didn't...but she convinced me that she did when I was a stupid gullible Heather. And by the way.. I am still gullible....and stupid.   

 
 5. Let's pretend you found $50 in your couch cushions, what would you run out and buy?
 

You're totally going to think I am boring...I would put it in my savings account...Molly or Crockett eventually will be the cause of me having to break down and buy new couches...and that $50 will help me not murder them

 6. What is your favorite color?

To wear...black for sure. And in general...probably green or orange. Orange reminds me of my Gabe

 7. Why did you start your blog?

I used to keep a journal when I was younger...and I just kind of stopped. This is a nice way to get out my thoughts when I have them...which is rare hee hee

 8. What is your favorite home decor store?

This is the honest to God truth...Ross. I love Ross. It's cheap and usually they only have 1 or 2 of something so I feel like I am special. I like to feel special. 

9. Name one thing in your make-up bag you can not live without?


Chapstick

10. And here is one that I added for fun! Cuz I am fun! What is one of your biggest pet peeves?

Probably people that don't dress their children according to the weather. Do not put your kid in a t-shirt and shorts with no coat if its Winter...and don't put them in jeans and a hoodie when its August. I think people should have to pass a test before they can become parents OR adopt animals.  
   

Annoyances

1. Unless you want me to ram my cart into yours as hard as I possibly can...do not under any circumstances go in the "Speedy checkout" 20 items or less lane if you have like 2340634064 things in your cart.

2. Put an effing coat on your freaking kids!!!!!! It's February! In Utah! Holy shit. Mother of the year award absolutely does not go to you. Quit eating Pringles and Twinkies...and pay attention to the fact that your kids arms are purple from being so cold.

3. Strawberries go bad too fast