Boobies make me smile

I am the pervert lady down the street. I discovered this a few days ago.

It was later on at night maybe 8 or so and I had just gotten done gardening and then grocery shopping. I don't wear stilettos and a push up bra to garden in FYI. I wear shorts with stains and a shirt that says "Boobies make me smile".

Ryan bought me this shirt a few years ago as a joke and I love it.

This is what happened...and I feel horrible. Kinda.

So I had just gotten done doing the gardening and grocery store stuff. I heard a knock at the door. I answered it and this cute little boy, maybe 11 or so, was standing there. He asked me if I would be a pledge for his track meet. I could pledge $1 or more for every lap he ran. The whole time we were talking he had this goofy grin on his face. I just thought he was being a weird kid.

No.

I had a shirt on that said Boobies make me smile. Of course an 11 year old boy thought it was funny. I realized after I went back inside that I had the shirt on. I bet his parents won't let him come over anymore.