Mother effing limes

I juice every single day. I am a firm believer in the powers of "the juice". It makes me feel healthier, my skin is a lot more clear, I get over sickness faster, or I don't even catch what flu butt hole virus is going around.

Today was like any other day. I got all my veggies and fruits to cut up and juice. I decided it would be delicious to add a lime. Limes and lemons cover up the grossness of celery or cucumber. Well, apparently I did something to piss off the lime because when I cut into it it flew away and the knife sliced right into my poor lil finger. It wouldn't stop bleeding and after awhile I got my mommy/friend Natalie to bandage it for me.

BEHOLD: